Upstate New York – As a youth, I had the forsight to save other students' written work in school that was exceptional. By save I mean steal, and hopefully in a few minutes you'll agree that my literary heists were necessary.
Were I to be flattened by a bus tomorrow, it would suit me just fine if my magnum opus was merely discovering and preserving the following documents.
I present to you the Von Chomp Manuscripts.
